Review: Delicate Freakn' Flower (Freakn' Shifters #1) by Eve Langlais

Warning: This is an erotic paranormal romance, heavy on the romance, that contains sexual situations involving multiple partners (MFM). It is meant for open minded adults only. 

Dammit , just how many toes was she going to have to stomp on before people realized she was a Delicate Freakn' Flower?

Naomi doesn't want to follow tradition and settle down with a violence-loving, chest thumping shapeshifter. She grew up in a household with five, testosterone laden brothers where none of the dishes eve matched, the ugly-as-sin furniture could withstand any catastrophe, and where crazy glue was bought by the case.

When fate--with a snicker--makes her meet not one, but two mates, Naomi digs her heels in and refuses to do what her wolf--and her body--demands. No way is she voluntarily allowing herself to get hitched to a pair of dumbass--totally hot and muscled--lacrosse players.

Can Ethan, the towering Kodiak bear, and Javier, the sexy, tanned jaguar convince this she-wolf that life with them won't be all chaos? And can this Delicate Freakn' Flower unbend her prejudices enough to recognize she needs a pair of men who can handle her thorns--and her passion?

 

My Quickie Review:

Naomi grew up with a bunch of brothers who solved any discussions with fists rather than words, like the wolves they are. And the loud, rowdy bunch has made Naomi swear she´ll never accept a shifter for a mate. Instead, she wants a human who will be meek and calm. But after being persuaded into joining her best friend at the lacrosse game, she´s confronted with a problem with capital P. She meets her mates, as in two, and they are both shifters.

Ethan, the big, burly Kodiak bear, and Javier, the sleek, sexy jaguar, never thought they both would find a mate, nevertheless have to share one. But they can’t fight fate and now only need to get Naomi on board. But how will they convince her?

Delicate Freakn' Flower  is a fun sexxy read. It features ménage themes, shifters, and a strong willed female.

 

Ignoring the fact a gorgeous man—that her inner bitch wanted to jump and gnaw on—roamed her bedroom, she stripped and jumped into the shower. As she washed her body, her hands lingered on her breasts and the apex of her thighs.

She couldn‟t seem to stop, her body aroused and clamoring for any kind of touch ,  even her unsatisfying own. It occurred to her that perhaps her out of proportion reaction might have come about because she‟d not taken care
of her needs in a while.

Maybe if I come, they won‟t affect me so much.

With that plan in mind, she cupped her breast,
squeezing it, but she needed more stimulation than that—a hot mouth sucking my nipple would feel so nice right about now.

She moaned as a mental image of Javier‟s dark head, bent as he tugged at her bud, made it shrivel and protrude. She rolled her hard nipple between her fingers while her other hand slid down her body to find her cleft. She leaned against the tile wall as she found her clit and stroked it.

Back and forth, she caressed herself, her hips gyrating as her wanton mind pictured Javier at her breast and Ethan on his knees, pleasuring her sex. Totally forbidden, so not what she wanted, but the erotic fantasy excited her like
nothing she‟d ever imagined and she rubbed herself with quick, slick strokes.

Would they take me one at a time, or would one thrust into my sex while the other fucked my mouth? No matter the answer, her cleft quivered at the thought of them penetrating her, filling her with their cocks and pounding until she orgasmed around their hard lengths. Stimulated in both mind and body, her climax approached an d she let out a whimper as she increased the speed of her movements.

“You know, if you want some help in there, I‟d be more than happy to oblige?” Javier‟s drawled words just outside the shower acted like a cold bucket of water.

With a startled cry, Naomi snatched her hands from her pussy  and breast as if scalded. “Get out!” she screeched.

“Is that any way to treat one of your future  mates?” he sighed. “And after I went through the trouble of warming a big, fluffy towel for you in the dryer?”

Incredulity made her peer around the plastic curtain. “You did what?”

A grin covered his face as he shook the towel at her. “Come on out while it‟s hot. I promise I won‟t look.” He squeezed his eyes shut in exaggerated fashion and Naomi really thought about staying in the shower until he got the
hint and left, but, of course, the water—in cahoots with the men apparently—turned cold.

Standing there shivering, she reminded herself shifters didn‟t have the same hang ups about nudity as humans did —most of the time. She dashed into the warm towel—oh my god,  that feels heavenly—which he wrapped around her before sweeping her off her feet to carry her back to her room.

“What is it with you and your friend carrying me?”

“Exercise,” he replied with a deadpan expression.

She snorted. “You are so full of shit and  annoying.

Did I forget to mention annoying?”

“But cute,” he added, his lips tilting into a smile that made her stomach do hand stands.

He dropped her on the bed where she bounced with a squeal as she thrashed to hold onto her towel. She wasn’t sure she entirely succeeded judging by the smoldering look in his eyes when she finally settled.

Tucking the edge of the towel  securely around her body, her wet hair hanging down her back  and dripping, she tried to regain her composure. “So where‟s the other
Neanderthal, or is he the smart one and left?”

“Nope, dumber than a rock still,” Ethan announced walking into her bedroom with a tray. Naomi‟s eyes widened as she saw the logo from her favorite coffee house on the
Styrofoam cups and at least four Danishes.

“How did you know?” she asked as she dove on the steaming java. She took a burning sip and sighed happily.

“Your mother called to check on you. We actually had a great chat,”  Javier announced. He went to grab a lemon pastry and Naomi slapped his hand.

“Mine,” she growled.

“But there are  four of them. Surely you can share one?”

She shook her head. “I don‟t share, and I warn you, I bite.”

“Promise?” Javier leered, his eyes twinkling.

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